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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

GOP Candidate Has Lot of Balls

My apologies, I somehow missed this story two days ago in Politico,  about a Republican running for Congress, which boasts the best two opening grafs of the month:

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Ted Yoho is one of the best-known large-animal veterinarians in Central Florida. So in May, when an old friend needed help castrating several miniature horses, Yoho rushed off in between radio interviews he was doing to talk about his underdog congressional campaign and lent his friend some scissors and a hand.

After the deed was done, Yoho held up the horse’s testicles and proclaimed: “Washington needs a few more of these.”


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